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“Saturday Night Live” went full rest room humor this weekend, airing the metaphorical (and probably literal) soiled laundry of Amber Heard’s alleged defecation within the mattress incident highlighted throughout her ex-husband Johnny Depp’s $50 million defamation trial towards her.
The chilly open began with Nicole Wallace (Kate McKinnon) in a mock MSNBC section during which she admits with a battle in Europe and a child formulation scarcity, the trial isn’t probably the most “pertinent” information however “Isn’t it nice to have a news story that we call all collectively watch and say “Ugh, glad it ain’t me.”
The sketch then moves to the courtroom where Depp’s lawyer (Aidy Bryant) claims they had discovered surveillance footage of the ex-couple’s house staff finding Heard’s feces in their bed.
Heard’s attorney (Heidi Gardner) objects to the showing of the tapes, saying the footage still wouldn’t prove it was Heard who had pooped in the bed.
“That’s true but I’ll allow it,” Judge Penny Azcarte (Cecily Strong) overrules, “because it does sound fun and this trial is for fun.”
Bryant then performs the footage, which confirmed a person Depp (Kyle Mooney) says was his property supervisor (Kenan Thompson) strolling into the bed room whereas on his cellphone.
“Yeah, man, you know she cut that joker’s finger off, right?” Thompson says into the cellphone within the pretend footage. “Hold on a sec,” he tells the individual on the opposite finish of the road, sniffing. “Damn, it smells like boo boo in here. It’s coming from this bed.”
He lifts up the sheets. “Ah, hell no! That’s a boo boo!”
Bryant pauses the video and triumphantly walks throughout the courtroom. “And there you have it. They found the dookie.”
Strong overrules one other objection from Heard’s lawyer, saying she’d prefer to proceed watching the footage, “because it’s funny.”
As the footage continues, Thompson calls in one other member of the employees (Ego Nwodim) who asks Thompson skeptically why would Heard “boo boo in her own bed?”
“Well, remember she already cut the boy’s finger off,” Thompson answered. “And my daddy always told me if a girl’ll cut your finger off, she will boo boo in your bed.”
As Mooney’s Depp smirks and stifles a smile whereas on the stand, the choose asks him disapprovingly if he’s “finding this trial amusing?”
“A little, yes,” he solutions.
“So am I,” she responds, toasting him with a glass of wine. “You’re bad, Captain Jack.”
After watching two extra employees members uncover the fecal matter on the video, Strong’s Azcarte says she has made her choice within the trial.
She says, “On one hand, I believe Mr. Depp’s story, but on the other hand your constant little smirk lets me know that this is not the first woman you’ve made so made that she pooped in your bed.”
Selena Gomez guest-hosted the episode and Post Malone was the musical visitor.
In actuality, Heard’s notorious alleged 2016 defecation incident was revealed in court docket on April 28, when Depp’s former govt chauffeur and safety guard Starling Jenkins III testified that the actress instructed him concerning the “surprise” she left in Depp’s mattress following a combat between the ex-couple after they have been collectively. Jenkins clarified that the “surprise” was the defecation.
“On my side of the bed was human fecal matter,” he recalled. “I laughed. It was so outside, it was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”
Depp testified that Heard had tried guilty the mattress’s situation on his teacup Yorkies.
“I lived with those dogs for many years,” Depp stated. “That did not come from a dog. It just didn’t.”
Fox News’ Janelle Ash contributed to this report.